Lord HAW HAW – Calling Codland

Hello Grimsby Town, Come in Grimsby Town its your good buddy Lord Haw Haw of Lincoln here. Remember there is a war for survival on and careless talk could cost livlihoods.

Calling Codland, Calling Codland, Trust me we mean you no harm
Calling Codland, Calling Codland, prosperity and great times for all
Honest nothing fishy here!

Calling Codland – aha a couple of pontoon punters – and a good day my Grimbarian chums. Though I fear total annihilation and exile to the domain of the great unwashed could soon come to pass unless you urge those in charge to see sense as we would very much like to come to think of it.

Trust Lord Haw Haw, for I have only your community concern at heart. Lord Haw Haw and friends would like to offer any turn coats the following once in a lifetime offer for anyone turning up to pledge allegiance.

At just £10 or a fiver (would have been 9.99 but like Rotherham we don`t do change) we are offering a turncoat welcome pack with a forward from proper soccer guru Pete Letsgetridsdale.

– A special limited edition Man Utd friendly programme from Stevie E
– How to Run a football club by Ciggy Ciggy Sputnik
-Maybe 10 Sovs off any insurance you can think of
– A bedtime CD for kids – Sing along with The Magpie Kneetrembler

OR -Phwoarr!

-A double page pull out of cheeky C+ cup Charmaine from Cleethorpes in a premier League shirt of your choice (sponge bob no pants is a available for selective gents and the ladies)


Aaaaand a roll on the drums please – The first 500 footsoldiers off the Pontoons will also receive

‘The Signs are all around us` personally signed by me Lord HAW HAW. The waterproof door stop, er I mean hardback is by S Crement-Spieler an expert on the Leagues fit & Proper committee. Already The Supporters Bookclub Direct’ s 2010 book of the year, Signs is something you dare not put down though some feel it is funniest thing you will ever read. If you want you can have also have a celebrity chef book as we have almost as many of those at the local bookshops after Xmas.

Back to the impending Impvasion that is but 7 days away and how you can help??.

Throw down your shin guards gum shields and steel toe capped boots. Pile up the laces by the gates to the Citadel and let us sign the armistice this week before more unnecessary hardship befalls you.

What say you to a merger of our two nations? Come on you know it makes sense, TRUST Lord Haw Haw, a man who will devote time and energy but not his own cash to the future cause. As we will only need one ground hopefully a supermarket will buy one of them and we will get Free Fish Fingers For Life!!!!!! Compelling stuff huh? Come Grimbarians and ex Imps, return to Lincolnshire before it is too late. Bow to the rulers of the County town, a community club who by its own admission is soundly run solvent and due a bit of luck some time soon.

Alright then, that aside we are a better team than you and are destined to win this the last Derby for quite some time. PS if we win can we have the Codfathers cash? Though awosh with money really, we need the money as building the empire is proving a little too expensive at the moment and for some reason investors do not seem to like our cosy little business model. You never know when we Imps will need to build some lifeboats and they seem to be filling at a rapid rate?

Anyway onwards and upwards.

Note Be aware that membership of the Lord Haw Haw FANZ Trust could help you to get a cheaper season ticket if you join. There is talk of a nice uniform with a cap and shiny buttons complete with a medal just for joining. Much smarter than a trackie & trainers and you could get to tour the Kremlin one day. For those interested please mark a stamped addressed envelope to Gimmee the Shiny, Shinnee
C/o Lord Haw haw Villa in the South of France Appeal
PO Box ZZZZZZZ
France

Calling Codland, Calling Codland, Trust me we mean you no harm
Calling Codland, Calling Codland,