Date: 6th June 2008 at 6:53pm
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Carling Cup Draw – 13th June.
The League fixtures 16th June.

NOTE: Of course we are not allowed to publish these due to certain rules and will therefore do a suggested bed and breakfast locations and dates for weekends and midweek breaks away as well as something equally innovative such as the Off Season Tourist Guide to the Cathedral quarter with Weekend specials.

The 2008-9 opener will be August 9th.
This seasons sole Carling Cup outing will be on AUG 12TH.
The FA Cup 1st round will be on 8TH November.
Last season saw a rare replay and should such a rarity occur next season the 18/19th of November may need to be kept open. Should you see the herd of flying Lincolnshire Pigs over the next few days, you may feel 29TH November might be an important date. This is called the second round. The raging optimists amongst us may even want to avoid Christmas shopping on 9th December when SECOND ROUND REPLAYS happen.

On the 3rd of January an additional round takes place though no living being within walking distance of Vital Towers could indulge us with a clean and accurate answer.

The Johnson`s Paint trophy will be taken seriously this season.
After all even the fishy folk managed to get to the final.

Round 1 will see us defeat someone local on 2nd September.

ROUND 2 will see us defeat someone local on 7th October

Northern >ΒΌ final
will see gay abandon on 4th November
The Semi will see scenes at the Stonebow on 16TH December.

The Northern Final will see Jacko walk the Sincil Drain one way on 20th January And Back on the 17th of February.

On the 5th of April we will see 20,000 Imps celebrate the fist phase of next seasons double.

Must dash a few chaps in white coats appear to be in attendance.